Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him
raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy
Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird
12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!
12:01am- I killed a man once
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn